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After their recent show I took exception to the Angry Mac Bastards’ attack on the EFF. Or perhaps I’m just growing weary of listening to their tired stream of angry crap. Can’t wait for these fuckers to alienate their audience and unfortunate sponsors.

Here’s the exchange:

machacks said…
“Electronic Fucktard Foundation”? (46:25) Go fuck yourselves you nano-dick freemartin twats. Was on your side till you railed against the EFF. They did more than your puerile halfling squabbles ever will. btw – John: stop breathing down the line you mf’ing nonce. Publish this or i’ll take you up your massive gay brown shit-hole.

machacks.tv

ps Darby (or is it Darby? couldn’t find you in Google) – smell my stinking cheese you prick.

SEPTEMBER 5, 2010 12:35 PM

AMB said…
oh look, someone feed a ten year old a box of Captain Crunch and lte them listen.

Yes, yes, sonny, you and all your l33t haxx0r friends go sit in the dark and have your sunday circle jerk while watching films of Stallman eating his own toejam.

Of course, ‘defending freedom’ while letting google sell you to their customers shows how precious little knowledge you have of how things really work.

SEPTEMBER 5, 2010 12:46 PM

machacks said…
Fuck Google and screw you and your l33t haxx0r crap too (nice Google ads btw). Deal with the criticism. You’re the “IT Director” who strokes himself off while the EFF get on with important work.

SEPTEMBER 5, 2010 1:06 PM

John C. Welch said…
Aww, did you get your undescended testicles in a twist? Poor widdle baby haxx0r.

Funny how in your world, everyone but your sacred cows has to “deal with the criticism”, yet your pwecious Electronic Fucktard Foundation is not allowed to be subject to any.

I love the completely self-unaware hypocrisy of the young and stupid. So convinced of your righteousness, so unable to see how preciously full of shit you are.

note to the sane: this will go back and forth a few times until pwecious here huffs off in a cloud of emo tween rage, aka EXTREME B.O.

but then, wheat else do you expect from someone whining that Apple doesn’t let him do whatever he wants on demo computers in their stores: http://machacks.tv/2008/06/25/apple-store-regent-street-uses-deep-freeze-for-mac-cause-it-dont-trust-us/ and whose major purpose is publishing 9th-grade howtos for script kiddies.

what’s the matter sonny, did big old mean Apple cause your sense of entitlement take one to the ‘nads? Don’t worry, they’re unimportant in your life.

SEPTEMBER 5, 2010 1:43 PM

The Angry Drunk said…
The best part of this cunt defending the EFF is that it’s this cunt defending the EFF. I’m sure they just love having a worthless thief like “mac” in their corner.

SEPTEMBER 5, 2010 2:31 PM

John C. Welch said…
oh now he’s wanking about how many comments he’s had for a post, because that evidently means something. ye gods, what a retard.

SEPTEMBER 5, 2010 3:32 PM

machacks said…
Oft wise Peter at 49:10 remarks “I can see why some people might see a darker side to this”. You and Darby however saw fit to bash into the EFF describing them as “worthless twots” and “jackasses”. It is completely understandable the EFF would take interest in this patent

Your ludicrous position that Apple is somehow benevolent and so too their patents is, as you would say, “full of shit”. Few would deny the importance of the EFF’s work and whilst they are in no way above reproach your vitriolic bullshit was totally undeserved and defames an organisation that does much good work.

Vis-a-vis your comments re my site: As Peter says around 9 minutes in “when it gets to the point of denigrating the other… you start to lose the effectiveness of your conviction”. You are all about denigration, you fat little fuck. And breathing down phone lines like the goatee-beard molester you clearly are.

SEPTEMBER 5, 2010 4:47 PM

John C. Welch said…
i don’t know what’s funnier:

1) you think comment count means anything. If it did, then that post you’re so proud of would ALMOST be as good as one i did bagging on Lucas. But comments mean so little, i never bothered porting most of them over to discus.

2) you thought we had some exemption for causes you like

3) that you evidently don’t realize we get emails every time you comment, and that your last missive took you five tries and two blogger nicknames to get ‘right’.

and no matter how many nice things you say about me, no, you still can’t lick my taint.

SEPTEMBER 5, 2010 7:31 PM

machacks said…
I guess the first few attempts to post failed because you deleted them.

and why bother defending your contempt for the EFF when instead you can take the much harder step of demonstrating your contempt for me you spineless fucktard?

i dunno what’s funnier:

a) Jay Mohr’s impression of Christopher Walken
or
b) the fact you think you’re so fucking witty

SEPTEMBER 5, 2010 8:42 PM

The Angry Drunk said…
You actually think you’re worth the effort to delete your comments? Trust me you acephalic moron, it’s far more entertaining reading your dribbling.

SEPTEMBER 6, 2010 12:14 AM



“I don’t know of anyone who has successfully cracked apps from the iTunes Store…” – Andy Ihnatko, November 2009.

Listening to Macbreak Weekly is pretty fun, especially when Leo forgets the names of the different releases of OS X. But I had no idea how much fun Macbreak Weekly could be until Andy Ihnatko and Leo Laporte revealed their total ignorance about cracked iPhone apps! Also guilty were the show’s other guests, Don McAllister and Wil Harris. For shame.

When you consider Andy Ihnatko writes books about the iPhone this faut-pas will surely have him shaving off his mutton chops and turning in his utility belt so that another Jedi might carry on his work.

OK Andy, so chapter elevnteen will be called www.appulo.us … and you’re gonna say how every fraggin’ iPhone app (even the totally shit ones) are cracked and ready to be downloaded and installed onto any jailbroken iPhone or iPod Touch with a Patched MobileInstallation Library. Then you’ll tell them how to patch a mobileinstallation library. Or I will.

This revelation occurred in Macbreak Weekly episode 166 and the offending excerpt can be heard below. That’s right! This is mac celebrity gossip! WARNING: This clip damaged the podcasting careers of 4 men, 2 of them British: http://machacks.tv/clips/MBW-TWITS.mp3



The second and rather bizarre podcast from MacHacks.TV. Special thanks to Jason Calacanis and Leo Laporte


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